Monday, October 14, 2013

Mister Chick, what the hell are you doing here?

It is October. I'm sure this month means different things to different people, but to me it means Halloween. Halloween. This entire thirty-one day period is given to us so that we can revel in horror movies, scary books, and dress up like we secretly wish we could all year long. This is what it meant to me as a kid, and it's what it means to me now.
For the past couple of years I have been reasonably successful in my efforts to come up with costumes and themes that send small children and grown adults running away from my yard as fast as they can while still screaming at the top of their lungs. I take great satisfaction in this. So this weekend I took my wife shopping for tools and props to achieve those noble ends. I love those huge Halloween megastores that pop up this time of year that are a cross between a haunted house attraction and a Walmart. I have the same amount of fun wandering around in them that I did sorting through the comic book rack when I was a kid.
So we're looking around, and as I check out a nice collection of little skulls that sit on a shelf, I see something that slams the breaks on in my head. It's a little booklet a couple of inches tall and about five wide with a black and orange picture of a jack o' lantern on its cover, sitting there doing an excellent job of blending in with all the Halloween decorations.
I read some Chick Tracts when I was little, and ended up disliking them. The comic-book style format got me to read them, but I always came away with negative feelings. The first few times they were effective in getting me scared that I was headed to hell for little things like reading House of Mystery and not basing every decision I made on what someone's version of God might think of it, and inducing that kind of fear in a child is the kind of mean act that creates mean adults. Also, the first time I read one I could tell whoever wrote the stories only saw the world in black and white. When you claim a TV show (Bewitched) has lead people to worship Satan, you're not living in the same zip code as the rest of us.
As far as the person who left it there, I'm of two minds. I've read the literature, which suggests leaving them where people can find them, and I've seen them laying out at bookstores and different kinds of conventions. If that person genuinely believes that their faith is the absolute truth, and that a person might be saved from hell by dropping off a little book, then I can't find fault there. But to believe in the kind of world that Chick shows you, you have to believe in a world where nothing is ordinary, and nothing comes from man. It's either God's, or Old Scratch's. That attitude forbids any expression of doubt, and you can't have honest soul-searching to ponder whether you're doing the right thing or not because anything other than their version of truth sends you to hell. There's no room for you to contribute anything because God's already provided everything you'll need, and there's no room to grow. Just stay exactly as you are, and don't think for yourself.
Funny how I grew up loathing that mindset, isn't it?
My wife and I saw 'Machete Kills' today. That movie is pure silly, bloody, over-the-top-and-then-over-the-hill fun. Watch it.
Still writing.

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